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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
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Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
Minds and Behinds
No go.
What is it like to use a Fleshlight?
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why are women attracted to ugly guys?
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
Is Beauty of Joseon Sunscreen good for oily skin?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
Then came..
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Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.